Look, if you’re still getting six-packs of beer, I have a secret to tell you:
1. You are overpaying.
2. You are being moderately wasteful with all six of those bottles.
3. You could have it a lot better.
A growler is sold by beer people. They know what it is, and if they claim not to know, that means they probably hate you. It’s 1/2 gallon of your favorite beer that you have to drink before it goes flat.
It looks like the photo below.
Go get one and stop wasting your time making noise by throwing your six pack bottles around. Seriously, those are some LOUD bastards at 2 in the morning, you inconsiderate jackhole.
This is a growler, like I said it would be.
The ID is @rickbanjo. You ought to know that.
I should tell you that I’ve been out with a health issue on reserve from drinking for the past 90 days.
I also have to tell you that I know what you have been drinking, and I’m pretty fucking disappointed in you right now.
More to follow.
I’m wondering if any of you out there can help me understand this post:
Giving up drinking beer…
…until the Banjo comes back online.
That’s when the drinking happens.
Think “beer people”.
WPoFD, an intrepid thinker with a lust for the good life, has shared this great link with me on the creation and history of the good life’s cornerstone.
All banjo links open in a new window.
Very, very funny. Thank you.