Look, if you’re still getting six-packs of beer, I have a secret to tell you:
1. You are overpaying.
2. You are being moderately wasteful with all six of those bottles.
3. You could have it a lot better.
A growler is sold by beer people. They know what it is, and if they claim not to know, that means they probably hate you. It’s 1/2 gallon of your favorite beer that you have to drink before it goes flat.
It looks like the photo below.
Go get one and stop wasting your time making noise by throwing your six pack bottles around. Seriously, those are some LOUD bastards at 2 in the morning, you inconsiderate jackhole.